If trailers were to be believed –
this should have been at least an average Alien invasion thriller cum action
but what it turns out to be is a cold drab drama of the worst order. My bad
luck that I read just now that it is based on a book by Stephenie “Twilight”
Meyer – I guess I would have ignored it otherwise. But trust me it has some
positives too ;) for starters – they have turned all humans into aliens just
like them but the only difference between them and us is their eyes with two
corona rings (Remember BMW Head lights?) looks totally awesome. Plus these
aliens love Chrome and a lot of it, so much so that all the cars they drive are
Chrome, even the bikes are and trust me the egg in which their spirits come in
too is made of Chrome J.
As in every other alien movie we see – they all wear crisp white dresses and
dunno what they work on those flat screen computers with no CPU – all of them
seriously work and trace the last of the humans hiding anywhere (Obviously in
US of A). Even the humans are too smart as they are Americans obviously – they know
how to survive and hide in huge caves with ample of water, electricity, farm
land and oh yeah! How can I forget – they all have now become vegetarian,
slowly you see they have some furniture too in caves, trucks and cars as well,
an almost fully equipped medical facility as well. I wondered one more thing
that when the aliens were so good, cool and lived in swanky apartments, driving
superb cars, they cant get hurt plus those awesome corona ring eyes – humans should
have given up and turned themselves into aliens – I wud have surely not mind
being one of them but that would have defeated Stephenie’s purpose but in the
end she does that – oh my god and we all love peacefully with aliens happily
ever after. You still wanna see the movie? Its almost two hours long. I will
definitely give it a good 1/5 rating, half for those Chrome cars and half for
those beautiful rings in their eyes. Give it a big miss.
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